Thursday, June 12, 2008
I WON MONEY IN SCRATCH AND WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lately Singapore Pools introduce another type of game called SCRATCH AND WIN!
I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCRATCH CARD LA!
There was a older version of scratch card at Pools before, i remember my uncle always buy a whole stretch of them and make me scratch them one by one just to realize that THE WHOLE STRETCH WON US NOTHING!
SO FUN RIGHT!
It happened on a thursday when my Mum was feeling lucky and went to buy 4D. So i tag along buying myself a random 4digit also. My Mum damn funny she buy her IC number. I tell her die die wont win and got beat up by her infront of the 4D stall.
We both were fantasizing what we would do with all the Money if we Won. And our hopes got higher and so when we reach the counter we bought 4D, TOTO, and i gei siao go buy ONE scratch card. The cashier somemore ask me how many cards i want to buy? i say ONE she like shocked like that.
When i got the scratch card i quickly stand by the side SCRATCH AND SCRATCH.
Then scratch finish then i realize i duno how to play this new version of scratch card.
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THEN I DAMN SIAN.......2 DOLLARS ONE CARD U KNOW!
So i gave up.
My mother damn buay song with me.
I damn buay song with the new version scratch card.
UNTILL ONE FINE DAY................also on a thursday! becus i always off on that day!
I accompany my Grandma go buy 4D then i saw thIS siao Char Bor, SHE BUY SO MANY SCRATCH CARD LO STAND THERE SCRATCH AND SCRATCH DEN SCRATCH FINISH LIAO EVERYTHING THROW AWAY OBVIOUSLY NEVR WIN ANYTHING.
SEE SCRATCH CARD SO FUN RIGHT!!!!!!!!!
In the process seeing her scratch i finally learn how to play!
I go home and scratch my card again!
I GOT MATCHING NUMBERS LO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So today i finally brace myself to get out of bed and go out into the Sun and grace the 4D stall.
I wasn't sure i won but i had to ask. So i figured since im queuing i might as well buy 4D, scully i queue so long find out i never win then i queue for nothing. This time i bet small small 2 big 2 small(usually i buy 5 big 5 small)
FINALLY LAO NIANG'S TURN!!! I QUICKLY GIVE HER THE CARD SEE I GOT WIN ANOT!
She take the card and pull out her old flower specs(lao hua yan jing) den she circle one number ask me YOU WIN HOW MUCH HUH?
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.Guess how much i WON!
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i won $4.
CCBKKNCBSBKBKBCBCBCBCBCBFFFFFFFFFFFF!
THE SCRATCH CARD VERY MISLEADING LOR!!! THEY NEVER PUT DOT YOU KNOW THEY JUST PUT 4 00 --HOW THE HELL I KNOW IS 400 OR 4.00 I SO SCARED IS THAT WOMAN SEE WRONG LO!
But i trust her la hopefully she is right. Since she put on her old flower specs liao.
And do you know whats the worst part of this scenario?
I gei siao go buy 4D...
2 BIG 2 SMALL
When she pass me the $4 i immediately give her back.
CCBSBSBKNNKBKBCBCBCBSBSBSBSKBKBKBKBKBKBKBKBKNN!!!!
IF I CCB KNOW I WON $4 ONLY I DIE DIE SURE SURE WONT BUY THAT CB 4D LO!
CCB WASTE MY MONEY.
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11:45 PM
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Just Another Boring Day.
I want to blog, but i am always out of topics.
And when your out of topics you start a post like this one.
And next thing you know, no body is reading this blog anymore.
LOL.
After getting fired i cant get back to working at Cathay till next week so this few days im gonna slack at home. Actually i've got alot of task to do though.
Priority no 1--->BE A GOOD DAUGHTER,CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND THE HOUSE DO LAUNDRY,GET LAUNDRY, IRON LAUNDRY AND SCRUB THE FLOOR.
I will do those.............one day.
Priority no 2---->BE A GOOD DAUGHTER, START DOING YOUR FAILED ASSIGNMENTS THAT NEEDS RESUBMISSION.
I will do it........once i know i havent failed 1st year.
Priority no 3-----> DO Priority no 1 REGULARLY.
After writing all this i came out with no 4...
PRIORITY NO 4-------->NEVER WRITE THIS KIND OF POST AGAIN.
Wa liao im out of things to type... only thing now is to shared this experience with y'all.
I've finally got a taste of FULL BLOWN HANG OVER.
I NEVER NEVER NEVER GOT ONE LIKE I HAD THIS MORNING.
I believe myself that i can hold my liquor quite well. Cause i have only got drunk once BY THE ROADSIDE carrying half emptied Vodka bottle telling Eshiqa i want to sleep by the road. I was drinking purely just on vodka no mixers so that explains.
My hangover are always like a little heavy on the head, when i woke up next day everything turns back normal.
This Morning i didnt turn back normal.
I'VE TURN BLUE BLACK PURPLE RAINBOW.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(just being lame i bored person u know)
No la i slept at 4am this morning, woke up at 8am HEAD POUNDING.
WHoa the headache is for real one lo like DONG DONG DONG like that.
Solution- so i vomit eat maggi mee and take panadol.
I've turn normal again. LOL this post suxXXXXXXXX
Still TAG LAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10:22 PM
Monday, June 09, 2008
MY RESIGNATION LETTER
To the agency:
I would like to inform you that I am resigning from my position as GET SCOLD EVERYDAY PERSONAL for XXXX COMPANY, effective June 30th 2008.
The reason for resigning is because the company I was assign to, they really have poor management. I have receive no proper training, no proper introduction to company rules and regulation or how the company operates and when facing difficulties in handling really angry customers who demand in seeing the manager, my superior did not do a good job in stepping up and handle these cases, instead they would push all responsibilities to us temporary staff to deal with the customer despite the fact that the customer had specifically demand to see the manager.
I felt that if XXX COMPANY wants to hire Temporary staff to manage customer complains and solve their problems, the least they could do is to provide Proper training needed for the job. Though it is true that the staff themselves need to ask for answers regarding the subject they do not know. I find it impossible to ask any questions when I am not even aware there are such issues.
Thank you Agent for the opportunities you have provided me with this job. I appreciate the support provided for me during my contract with the company.
Sincerely,
Lee Sin Yee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anyway after finish typing this letter and sent it out last night.
I GOT FIRED IN THE MORNING.
WTF?
SAY EARLIER MA! I WASTE SO MUCH TIME TO TYPE!
Anyway i got fired because i didnt turn up for work today. My stomach indigestion is pain wan lo felt like vomiting whole morning den i sms my manager say i not going.
Then he replied: Ok today will be your last day of work.
I replied: So tomorrow i don need to go already?
He replied:Yep.
I replied: Alright thanks.
Was in too much agony to be happy. Is pain wan lo indigestion the stomach keep on grilling me.
So now after sleeping the whole day i woke up feeling better.
And i realize how happy i am.
IS HAPPY WAN LO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I never thought i say that to you manager-
BUT YOUR THE MAN man! YOUR THE BEST! I LOVE YOU SEH! THANKS SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
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3:19 AM
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
CAUTION! THIS FOLLOWING BLOG ENTRY CONTAINS FULL OF COARSE LANGUAGE! IF VULGAR WORDS AND VIOLENT THINKING ARE GONNA UPSET YOU OR WORST MAKE YOU SUE ME, PLEASE LEAVE THIS SITE NOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. AND PLEASE DON SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU BEFORE HAND!!!
HAPPY WORKING~~~~
Ya peeps i fucking got a new job. -And i fuckin hate it.
EVERY DAY this fuck company will breif you about whats what and bla bla before they open and once the breifing is over, there will be one of those idoits shouting out
HAPPY WORKING~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...-__________________________-
I feel like slapping that idoit silly every time she say that.
Because everyday working at that fucked up company is DIE DIE NEVER NEVER EVER EVER I SOMPA PLUS STAMP CHOP N E V E R A HAPPY WORKING DAY.
More about my new job in the next post.Kinda tired now to recap unhappy events.
BUT
I wanna keep track on irritating customers i meet working in this new job.
Just to intro a few of them...
There is the---CANT SPEAK ENGLISH NOR CHINESE CUSTOMERS
Met this particular one today. I tried to explain to him that his phone(i work in this phone service place) is not at the company, havent finish my sentence he went: nonononoNONONO NO LISTEN.
I tried again: sir... And he went again:NONONONO NONONONONONO NOOOOO LISTEN.
HE only knew one sentence, which is NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NONONONONONO
NONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOO NONONONONONONONONONONONO NOOOOOOOOOO LISTEN.
WTF?
By the third time he went NONONONONONONO NOOOOOOOO LISTEN. I wanted to shoot him. With a gun ofcourse.(just joking you know guns are violent u should never use them. Ha ha ha...)
There is also the-----I WANT TO SEE YOUR SUPERVISOR OR MANAGER BECAUSE YOU WONT LET ME CUT QUEUE CUSTOMERS.(same race as the one up there)
So the management told me don allow customers to cut queue if they miss their queue more then X people. So i followed management instructions. What do i get? Complains from customers and scoldings from managements. HA! fuck you both.
After that my mind had two visions--me carrying a gun,will shoot Mr NONONO NO LISTEN 1st followed by his buddy Mr i want to see your manager then followed by the jerk management who have the face to tell me off.(Ofcourse this are just plain imaginary never will i shoot someone! HA ha ha.)
Well there are many of them jerks customer cant name all of them but will end this post with one last idoit.
The Ultimate Singaporean Old Male.(who thinks the whole world owed him something) He will walk around with his idoitic wife who look as irritating as himself cause they have been doing their 2 man show for far too long to change their fuck face.
This old man thinks that just because your a staff of a phone fixing company YOU can fixed his phone for him!
Thats like asking a Nurse to do the Doctor's job!
Im a receptionist you suakoo i don fixed phone. So fuck off.
Talking about males, i gotta mention one more customer. Its just that male customer got me thinking about another idoit i met today.
I present you the I TEACH YOU HOW TO RUN THIS COMAPANY EVEN YOUR NOT THE BOSS JERK.
I shooed him off.
He was presenting hundered and one ways how the company should operate, asking why the company needs to have a queue system and that customers should not queue and be able to get what they want just by presenting their fuck selfs at the front desk.
YOU WAIT LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG and so on.
AND also--->Mr I TEACH YOU HOW TO RUN THE COMAPANY? FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GO FUCK URSELF.
HAhahahahahahahahaha so funny thats all peeps tag at my tag board la!!!!!!!
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10:07 AM
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
RECENT POST,attach with it is my Recently taken fat face photo. IF you havent met me in a while u will notice i look different! becus i go cut a fringe!!! to cover up part of me fat face! ANd what i get in the end?--->pimples beneath the hair....@#$%$^#@#$%$@!!!
RECENTLY... i met up with some of my friends in a gathering somewhere in Singapore. As we sat down and chatting about recent events, one of the gals pulled out this paper from no where urging us to read as she pick up her phone and called someone.
The paper is actually a print out of an email. That mail that you and i often receive.
THE---- YOU WON 600000000000000000 MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What i would do to that mail? i delete it. Even though it look so soooooo REAL~
Well truth is we are all tempted, after all its 600000000000000!!!! so my friend dial up the number.........
This particular mail is a little bit more complicated there are secret codes to enter!(whoa so chim) after dialing the primary number, you have to enter secret code somemore.......
Whoa the line got through..........
WHoa got people pick up!!!!!!
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According to the mail-Winner(or winners?)is suppose to look for MR DAVID bla bla bla(i forgot his last name)
THE LUCKY GAL: Hi can i look for MR DAVID bla bla bla please, it about this email i recieve.
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Phone replied: hold on
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Alot of shouting in the background i think they were lookin for Mr bla bla bla
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Background actually sound like someone home, the tv was on, people were laughing talking, got dog bark somemore.....
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After half an hour...
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Eh come on im gonna reveal!
IS 6000000000000 MAIL
FACT
OR
FAKE?(haha~)i damn lame.
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THE LUCKY GIRL--Hung up. No one bothered to answer her phone call.
60000000000000 HOPE VANISHED!
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YOU WON 600000000000 MAIL FAKE WAN LA!(lucky i never believe)
Wtf? this idoit mail, they just left the phone there lo for u to listen to their house sounds! Stupid la not exciting wan, atleast hung up on us ma or come up with pranks like"hey baby can i have your number/add/country so i can deliver money to u..." Don have lo---Guess they had enough fun with previous callers they are too tired for anymore.
60000000000000 mail fake wan la!(die die must believe me!)
Because when i got home
check my emails.....i got this habit i always go see my junk mail one, scared got important mail went in there. Then i saw something familiar
The-YOU WON 600000000000 MAIL!!!
Same one as my friend, in the---------->JUNK MAIL.
How the hell did she even manage to recive such nonsense in the 1st place?
Anyways Lots of Love and Thanks to Michelle who re did the blog for me its suppose to be more white but i change the background to black because its just too bright for me haha And love you all if your still reading this blog...
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9:14 AM